Slipstream

SLIPSTREAM

UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIAL DEPT.

"And now, fans, racer Jody Nicholas will demonstrate, live and unrehearsed, what Chapstick can do for you. There he is, dry and grubby from a day's spectating. His lips are parched, oh my, are they. His sweetie wouldn't touch him with a roll of Certs. So she whips out the Chapstick (a), and goes to work. And look what happens! Smack (b). Then she applies Chapstick to her throat, which is dry and parched, too. Boy, does that stuff ever work good!"